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Slow, Inaccurate and Brittle: How I Built The World's Worst Data Pipeline
By: MK Barton
Date: Jan. 15, 2026, 6 p.m.
"There is nothing so permanent as a temporary solution". Come learn how a combination of misunderstanding, bad assumptions, tech debt and general chaos created the world's worst data pipeline.
It's slow. It's inaccurate and sadly it lived in production for 3 years. Learn from my mistakes!